Putting socks on cats is ridiculous. So is everything Planned Parenthood ever says. Here are seven tweets from the last 24 hours pulled from Planned Parenthood’s Twitter feed that are more ridiculous than installing a fur sink in your bathroom:
Scarlett Johansson Speaks Out on Women’s Rights: ‘Planned Parenthood Has Always Been There for Me’ https://t.co/CIO5nqwpXH
— Planned Parenthood (@PPAOhio) October 20, 2016
Of course it has. You’re a multi-millionaire supporter.
A new @UNFPA report confirms it: The success of our world tomorrow depends on how we treat our girls today. #10CHANGES #SWOP2016 pic.twitter.com/5SU1aVSjPH
— PP Global (@ppglobe) October 20, 2016
How Planned Parenthood treats girls is obvious. As long as she’s not born and her parents don’t want her because she’s a girl, then her execution is justified as her parents’ “personal choice.”
Know what’s actually a disaster? Not having health insurance and not being able to take care of your own health. #DebateNight
— PPNYC Action Fund (@PPNYCAction) October 20, 2016
Know what’s illegal under the abortion-friendly, Planned Parenthood endorsed Affordable Care Act? Not having health insurance.
Thank you for the birthday wishes and the thoughtful article Vogue! https://t.co/0KuTw4bEeK
— Planned Parenthood (@PPAOhio) October 19, 2016
“We’re engraving your name now in one of our ‘Honest Journalism’ awards to be presented later this year.”
“One hundred years in, we are proud of our legacy—and we are just getting started.” #100YearsStrong https://t.co/glEM13lmsZ
— Planned Parenthood (@ppmn) October 18, 2016
Its legacy of late is shutting down its doors. If Planned Parenthood’s decline is an indication of its intended progress, it has our full support.
Sanger was committed to ensuring every woman could control her own life. But like most visionaries, she was flawed: https://t.co/uvQobC3rEv
— Planned Parenthood (@PPHeartland) October 18, 2016
This is Planned Parenthood’s vision of Margaret Sanger. Sanger’s advocacy for forced sterilization and segregation of people who didn’t meet her standard of a healthy person was merely a “flaw.” But she paved the way for birth control so, “It’s cool, y’all.”
Breast health matters. Is it time for your breast exam or mammogram? https://t.co/ZpAMlA6CWW #BCAM
— Planned Parenthood (@PPHeartland) October 18, 2016
One of these is not available at Planned Parenthood. It won’t tell you which one.